Another Marriage Proposal

Here we go again! I’ve been avoiding logging into Skype to get away from pervs and weirdos, but when I finally log in again today to talk to Tina, I got another one:

Below are some of the weirder opening lines I’ve encountered and ignored from different social networking sites.

“Hey I saw your profile and you’re pretty cute and interesting. I was thinking maybe you and I are alike, otherwise decent people who want to get naughty every now and then. Anyway I want to put some excitement in my life and I wanna try new things, maybe you’d be up for a discreet fling? i come from a good family and a good school, was a model and a ball player and above all I don’t kiss and tell.As indecent as this sounds, I’m a pretty decent guy in general,I just wanna explore my wild side, live a little.Above all this woul just be between you and me. Maybe you could leave your number so we could talk about it cutie.”

“hey cutie, wassup. i just wanted to know if you knew that you were incredible? cause i just found out….lol…. ive been around beautiful, strong, goal orientated woman all my life and none of them even match “anythihng” as close to nautral beauty as you and to be honest its the truth. im sorry but im an honest man and if the shoe fits baby girl then …………….”

“it is your lucky day today… i have a certain amount of money to fly u over here to America so we can get married, what do u say?? come on take a chance in life…”

Between them and callers named after countries, how is a girl supposed to keep holding on to the belief that there is some non-weird guy out there for her?