Laughing is one of my favorite things to do. Luckily, it takes little to make laugh, and I am surrounded by friends who reduce me to fits of giggles. Let me share a few real life conversations that tickled me.
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Chatting with my team mate on instant messenger:
H: Hi Dee..it’s done and uploaded already.. So later when u are done with CS, you can send for review in one shot..
Me: OK awesome! *fistbump*
H: Haha fist bump and 3 2 1
Me: Please don’t tell me you actually bumped your fist against the screen
H: What? You mean we weren’t supposed to? I always do that when you fistbump me.
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Chatting with a friend on Line messenger:
N: There’s a missing cat here in our neighborhood with a huge reward for its return – P25,000!
N: There’s a missing cat here in our neighborhood with a huge reward for its return – P25,000!
Me: Wow that’s a huge amount! 😮
N: I’ll look for that cat! I want that 25k! Hahaha! Here kitty kitty…
Me: What kind of cat is it? Maybe it’s a really expensive cat like the $1000 one that Rachel had in Friends?
N: I dunno, but it just looks like a normal kitty.
Me: Then just find any other kitty that looks like it!
N: The missing kitty is orange and black and white. I’ll just find a white kitty and then paint it!
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Lunch time discussion:
G: Over the weekend, I saw this girl who had lots of scabs and wounds on her legs and I told my husband, ewwww! That night, my legs started to itch and I kept scratching till I got a wound. Waaahhh karma is digital!
M: I know what you mean, I have an experience like that too. Once, I saw this girl with so many pimples and I also said yuck! Soon after that, all these pimples sprouted on my face!
Me: In that case, from now on, I’m going to insult thin women. Ewww! She’s sooo thin, it’s so gross!
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Lunch time discussion again:
J: There are eight of us siblings. We have two groups, though, the older batch and the younger batch. I’m the youngest in the older batch, so there’s a gap between me and the next sibling.
Me: Oh really, so how big is the gap between you and your younger sibling?
J: One year.
Me: You call that a gap? I was expecting maybe 4 years or something, that’s not even the gap between me and my brother!
R: Yeah, now me and my brother have a 13 year gap. Now that’s what you call a gap.
G: OMG what a gap. You’re almost old enough to be his dad! Are you sure he’s not really your older sister’s son that your parents adopted?
R: Nooooooo! I saw my mom get pregnant!
G: What if she was just pretending to be, for your sake? Did you actually feel her tummy?
Me: OMG what a crazy idea, pretending to be pregnant just so your kid thinks an adopted baby is actually his sibling! Who would do something like that?
J: Actually, I’m thinking of doing that.
Everyone: WHAT?? SERIOUS?? WHY??
J: My son has been requesting for a younger sibling but I’m too old to get pregnant, so I was thinking of adopting. But I don’t want him to treat the new baby any differently, so I want him to believe that the baby really is his real sibling so I was thinking of pretending to be pregnant.
I know, sometimes our real conversations are much better than jokes. 'The Gap' was funny and 'fistpumping' the computer got me smiling. Thanks for sharing some of your funny chats. Have a great day 🙂
Glad it tickled you too! Have a nice day as well!