Dear Hairdryer,
Advanced happy birthday! Thank you for inviting me to your impromptu birthday celebration. Everything you cooked was yummy and I ate way too much. I also enjoyed watching Filipino telenovelas while lying on your couch with the cool breeze flowing in from the open balcony. It was so refreshing that it was almost like being on the beach and I nearly fell asleep (Arlyn really did, though, LOL). I am flattered that you asked me to take our group mirror selfie because you think I’m the best photographer. Enjoy your true birthday celebration back home in the Philippines with your family and see you when you’re back!
Dear cute guy who sat beside me on the MRT,
You’re cute and you smell really nice, so naturally, I won’t speak to you or even look at you. And even if you did talk to me, I would probably get all tongue-tied or say something stupid because that’s just how I am. If you don’t believe me, ask my friend Drew who witnessed how I got so flustered when I saw my crush headed our way that I turned to Drew and said, “Huh?” to which Drew replied, “What do you mean ‘huh’? I didn’t say anything!” Now do you understand why I’m single?
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